Tex's Pick-Ups

*wince* Tex is a lecherous old man who swims at the pool. He has become infamous for shamelessly hitting on sweet old women & the lifeguards, should they be distinguishably female. Tex's pick up line today; 'Let's go fishing!' When the weary female would question further, or try to ignore him, he'd add... 'at Fred Myer. It'll be fun!' He has also been known to leave large boxes of raw steak ("home made") around the pool, out of 'generousity.' Quite nauseating. Uggh.