breaking eggs/knocking heads

"How long are you boiling those for?" "Ma, the eastcoaster already harassed me for how I make my eggs. Leave it be." "Does he agree with me?" "No... I don't need to argue with you too, my eggs are just fine and I haven't gotten any non-cooked food diseases yet, and I'm the only one eating them." "Maybe you need some less feisty friends to keep your head cool." "I'm only 'feisty' with you." "Would your professors agree?" "Ma..." "I'm just saying." "Jesus." "Your language." "Ugh..." Watched 'Girl Fight' today. Almost makes you want to take up boxing.